ACT TWO
 
 

Scene 1


NIKKO

We are going now into the village to read palms and steal books.

STEFANA

I am dying for a first edition of Kirkegaard's Philosophical Fragments.

JOAKU

We can't go yet. We are waiting for Vasily.

TAPIA

That's right. Today he is coming home from University.

JOAKU

Lena and Vladina have already gone over the hill to await his arrival.

TAPIA

It is so exciting.

STEFANA

To be able to go to University and have access to all those books instead of having to steal them.

JOAKU

But we return them when we're finished.

NIKKO

Some of them.

TAPIA

Most of them.

STEFANA

But these little villages, what kind of books do they have? Silly little romances. How to Sheer Sheep, Everything You Wanted to Know About Montavia, and Strudel Made Easy. Ah, but at University…

TAPIA

Wait! I hear singing. It is he, our Vasily!
 


JOAKU

Our favorite gypsy!

VASILY

Gypsy, Joaku? You mean Son of Freedom.

JOAKU

Of course, Vasily. I forgot. We are all Sons of Freedom.

STEFANA

We are not all Sons of Freedom. Some of us are Daughters of Freedom.
 


VASILY

Forgive me, Stefana. Although a chauvinistic lapse like that is virtually unforgivable.

STEFANA

But you are forgiven. Now tell us all about University.

VASILY

 GYPSIES
  GYPSIES
VASILY
 GYPSIES
VASILY
BETAMO
Brothers! King Gustavo is leaving the castle at this very moment.

TAPIA

Gustavo, that fascist prick!

BETAMO

I overheard the guards. He is on his way to Paris to see his whore.

STEFANA

Which one?

JOAKU

If we hurry, we can spit at him.

TAPIA

And throw stones.

VLADINA

Come on, Vasily!

VASILY

You go ahead. I spit at enough royalty at University.


VASILY

You're not joining them, Nikko?

NIKKO

I'm having a bad hemorrhoid attack.

VASILY

Still taking it up the rear?

NIKKO

On occasion.

ANGELU

Obviously the wrong occasion.

VASILY

What about you, Angelu?

ANGELU

Not during Ramadan.

VASILY

I'm not talking about taking it up the rear. I'm talking about going to spit at King Gustavo.

ANGELU

I'm not up to it.

NIKKO

You might as well tell him, Angelu.

ANGELU

He just got home. Why upset him?

VASILY

Upset me?

NIKKO

Angelu has a terminal illness.

VASILY

My God! Angelu! My poor darling! Cancer? AIDS?

ANGELU

I don't know.

VASILY

You don't know what terminal illness you have yet you know you have a terminal illness?!

ANGELU

Yes.

VASILY

But what do the doctors say?

NIKKO

She hasn't been to a doctor.

VASILY

Then who…?

ANGELU

Joaku told me.

VASILY

Joaku is a palm reader!

ANGELU

Joaku isn't just a palm-reader. He is the best palm-reader.

VASILY

I don't care if he's Cassandra on top of the walls of Troy!

NIKKO

Please, Vasily. You're forgetting your inner child.

VASILY

Fuck my inner child!

NIKKO

Look, my brother. You can be as logical as you wish to be. Angelu is convinced she is dying of a terminal illness, and nothing you or anyone else can say will convince her otherwise.

ANGELU

LIGHTS SLOWLY DIM